Granny gets a
gun , she's Mad at Those Peckers Again
tell it's the Fall when my 74-yr old Mother in Law comes by,
to borrow a sub-machinegun.
If I was a WoodPecker, I'd be shakin' in
She calls me on the phone "Darn pecker's
r at the house again! I shot off one of the gutters with the
.410. Rain's are comin' you got somethin to scare em off with,
without making holes in the roof?"
"C'mon down I'll fix you up"
I gave her the two-year old Aftermath
Broxa, a GIANT NIMH cell pack, a charger, and a few thousand
rounds of easy-to-see-flying white .28gr ammo.
Must be working
for her, because I'd HEAR about it if it
I thank you for
coming by to visit Killbucket's, "The best place to spend your
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